Posts Tagged ‘Video’

Hang out in the hood with a Tourettes patient

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

I can’t imagine having to walk around with that going on in my brain. I feel genuinely bad for these kids. That said, hearing that little girl say, “fucking camp” made me laugh too hard. See you in hell!

Make an 8 minute Youtube movie to get your girlfriend back

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Judging by the novel-length “info” section of that YouTube page, this guy made this video to convince an ex of his that he was still a total beefcake. After sitting through all 7:43 seconds of that, I can’t really disagree. The whole thing reminds me a lot of that part in Napoleon Dynamite where the uncle is making football videos next to the van he lives in out in the desert. If she wasn’t impressed enough by his ability to ride a four-wheeler or throw around some hay, she should at leat be impressed by how many huge-ass tires he seems to have laying around.

Make Youtube videos about the girl you’re stalking

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

It sounds like Lucy is a very special girl. It also sounds like this guy’s mother was on a steady diet of ludes and gas fumes when she was pregnant. The song is tentatively titled, “Prelude to a restraining order.”

Jam your mouth full of four cans of dip

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

If you turn your speakers WAY up, you can actually hear the cancer growing in his mouth.