This Is Why You Shouldn't http://thisiswhyyoushouldnt.com Just another WordPress weblog Thu, 14 May 2009 16:30:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 Hang out in the hood with a Tourettes patient http://thisiswhyyoushouldnt.com/hang-out-in-the-hood-with-a-tourettes-patient/ http://thisiswhyyoushouldnt.com/hang-out-in-the-hood-with-a-tourettes-patient/#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 16:30:13 +0000 admin http://thisiswhyyoushouldnt.com/?p=13

I can’t imagine having to walk around with that going on in my brain. I feel genuinely bad for these kids. That said, hearing that little girl say, “fucking camp” made me laugh too hard. See you in hell!

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Judging by the novel-length “info” section of that YouTube page, this guy made this video to convince an ex of his that he was still a total beefcake. After sitting through all 7:43 seconds of that, I can’t really disagree. The whole thing reminds me a lot of that part in Napoleon Dynamite where the uncle is making football videos next to the van he lives in out in the desert. If she wasn’t impressed enough by his ability to ride a four-wheeler or throw around some hay, she should at leat be impressed by how many huge-ass tires he seems to have laying around.

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It sounds like Lucy is a very special girl. It also sounds like this guy’s mother was on a steady diet of ludes and gas fumes when she was pregnant. The song is tentatively titled, “Prelude to a restraining order.”

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If you turn your speakers WAY up, you can actually hear the cancer growing in his mouth.

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